If you can’t beat em, join em.

FREAKING BIRDS, MAN.  They’re watching our every move!  No wonder JRR Tolkien chose them as SPIES for the ENEMY in his BOOK you may have HEARD OF IT it’s called LORD OF THE FLIES.  i mean RINGS.  CAPS.
Anyways, owls are crazy ferocious killing machines, nature’s equivalent of a stealth fighter.  Lets all pause to give those creeps a moment of our thoughts…  When they fly, their feathers are genetically designed to make AS LITTLE WIND NOISE AS POSSIBLE, and to human ears, their flying makes no noise we can hear.  I saw that on a documentary on discovery channel, so it’s a FACT.  My question is this:  WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WHEN THEY TURN ON THE REST OF CIVILIZATION.  Sure, they’re on everything cutesy these days…  Cutely drawn owls, all to desensitize us to this impending owl threat.  Silent wings require silent methods!  POISON.  let’s poison owls.
Okay, that got a little out of hand.  Don’t poison owls.  Don’t ever!  they’re majestic, and you will go to jail.  But they ARE kinda creepy, sitting there with their necks that can turn around all the way.  -shudder-  again, don’t poison owls.  it was a joke.