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that’s not what nintendo would have us believe

 

this actually has nothing to do with mario brothers, and everything to do with how ridiculous your mind starts to get when you read and watch a lot of high fantasy set in medieval type realms.  I literally googled “beasts of old” and then realized how ridiculous it is to use that phrase in a google search bar.  it might as well of been “beasts of yore” or “how to bleed bad blood with leaches”.  In any case, i felt super old yesterday when I made reference to printing stuff off of the internet, and one of my youth gave me a puzzled look.  people don’t need to print off the internet anymore.  Also:  Nintendo!  take responsibility!  don’t train our youngins to run to plumbers for help with supernatural phenomena.  plumbers don’t fight dinosaurs.  beasts of old..