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dreams are weird


Last night, my dreams were bizzare.  Yesterday was my day off, and i must of watched 5 hours of world war two documentaries, I read a little, played some video games, read some novels, read some comics, and drew a WHOLE bunch.  Anyways, I guess that means I had a lot of half-finished thoughts, because you better believe my brain was trying to mend together some of the weirdest trains of thought i’ve ever witnessed.  I’m not sure if that is the widely accepted idea of what dreams are (your brain collecting half finished thoughts and then finishing them so it can rest), but it seems to make a lot of sense to me.  Anyways, the most bizarre dream I’ve ever had.  Oh, and I thought I was awake the entire time.
Good news on the van front!  All that trouble stopping and all that was a few broken bolts on the brakes.  So now I have a van that works again, for hardly any money!  Well, compared to what I thought it was gonna cost, anyways.

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just get it fixed already…


As much as I love my van, it isn’t the perfect automobile… and if such a thing exists, let me know.  Perfect in my mind meaning, you never need to maintain it.  My van is in the shop today, so if you think about it, pray for me to have some wisdom to know what to do with it… if it’s gonna be a lot of money to fix it, I might just scrap it… but then what can i get to replace it…. and blargh.  It isn’t quite black plumes of smoke bad, but it could be a lot of money.  We’ll see.  In any case, it’s always an adventure driving that thing, and by adventure, i mean unsafe… so i’m glad to be getting it looked at.  It’s long overdue.  The joys of owning an early nineties dodge caravan!

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this really grates on me


All fart jokes aside, is there anything worse than cutting the cheese first thing in the morning? no.  The only time in my life this has ever been an enjoyable experience is when I would stay at my grandpa and grandma’s house, and they have a piano-wire cheese cutter… that thing slices through medium cheddar like a DREAM.  But I don’t have one of those, we just have a ridiculously equipped cuisinart knife set.  the other day, my loving beautiful wife was carving the core out of an apple with a knife as big as my fore-arm… it’s like, under what circumstance would a knife that large be needed?  Now i’m no Joe-kitchen, but I do understand that larger knives are ideal for things like chopping, but this knife is shaped for stabbing and slashing!  It’s like a dagger.  It might as well be a machete.  In any case, BE CAREFUL in the kitchen you guys.  Boiling water, sharp knives, it’s like a medieval epic in there.