The Joys/Dangers of Scooter Ownership: Part Three

This one happened yesterday.  The worst part about dragonflies is that they are really big and you can see them coming from a mile away…. and yet, there is no way to avoid these bugs.  Mine hit the visor of my helmet, and I had a huge bug-splat blocking my vision for the rest of the ride.  Flies hurt.  I suppose this is really a danger for anyone that owns a convertable/bike/motor bike, but I just got kinda sick of making scooter comics that end in the world thinking it’s hilarious that you have a scooter.  Though i suppose that is the largest danger!  And if you don’t care what people think about you, then it doesn’t matter.