half-heard conversations are the greatest!
My grandpa and grandma had one of those snake-in-a-can things.  It said “peanuts” on it, and I always tried to convince my grandpa to open it to trick him.. but it was his, and if he didn’t know what it was from when he bought it, he knew what it was from the last time that i tried to trick him.  He’d play along, open it, pretend to be surprised, and i’d be thrilled!  Ah, I hope that some day I get to amuse my grand kids in the same way!
Anyways!  Man.  Kids these days!  need to learn their mythology.  Why, you ask?  Well, because I know it, and then conversations between me and modern kids will be enjoyed by them on a deeper level.  This comic inspired by conversations with megan.