Diana has a great aversion to people telling traffic stories and trying to describe the circumstances and what happened using hand gestures and lengthy descriptions, because it loses the impact, and doesn’t usually make a whole lot of sense.
Yesterday on my commute home, I was passed by an audi going 70 in a 30 zone (there was no passing lane, i guess being on a scooter means i move over when i see someone speeding towards me in my mirror).  I was then stuck behind the SAME AUDI who felt like driving 30 in a 50 zone.  The other things didn’t actually happen, but honestly, what was this guys problem?  GAH.