totally normal and legitimate



This is a legitimate place, I assure you… though I may have filled in some of the blanks on the details.
Anyways, bed and breakfasts really creep me out.  I don’t like the idea of having to talk to people.  You are… paying… to stay in someone else’s home?  WEIRD.  I don’t mind paying to stay in a faceless corporation’s hotel stall, but for some reason, i just can’t get my mind around paying to be a guest.  I know a TON of people that love B&B’s, and honestly I wish I could be one of them.
So close to where I live, there are probably five B&B’s within a block or two.  One of them, a pretty nice looking one actually, finds it’s owner sitting tighty-whitey and shirtless on the deck every morning on my commute to work.  -shudder- not the best advertisement.