it doesn’t take much really.


Truthfully, there isn’t much that scares my little coffee-dog.  But the things that do scare her, scare her so severely that she is rendered not a dog, but a vibrating blob of trembling sissy-ness.  Things like….

1)  Rearranging the living room, or any single piece of furniture
2)  Pulling back the window curtain while the strata lawn-cutter is in our back yard
3)  Vacuuming
4)  being a doorbell sound effect on the TV
5)  turning on the shower
6)  Starting the dishwasher, when she is standing anywhere on the same floor (and she’s only allowed on the first floor)

I could go on, but I think you get the point… MY dog won’t be winning any hero competitions any time soon.