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C-  “I think if you present your request honestly, people will honour it.”
G-  “I think you just gave them a target.”
C-  “Yeah, well… what would you do?”
G-  “Park in the garage!”
C-  “Yeah, but where would I work out?”
G-  “…seriously?”
C-  “…I could work out in the garage.”
G-  “You could also park in the garage.  You don’t do either.”
C-  “ughhhhhhhhhhhh  FINE”