Red Robin’s will solve everything


We went to red robin’s yesterday, and as I was eating my burger, I was working through the logistics of how this would work.  As long as you learned to sleep with your eyes open, constantly munching on a fry, or in 5 minute intervals on the toilet, I think it would work.
Anyone know of a free windows program (that isn’t open office) that is a text-editor with a spell checker?
Also, i just realized that I think they call it “non-stop-pop” but whatever.