Marketing mambo

If you wanna be a lawyer, you gotta pass the bar. I don’t think it’s good enough to simply say, “I took the test.” That is, unless you’re selling a product! The assumption is the test was passed, but assumptions are what marketing prey on.

From the packaging, I wonder if the pediatrician smeared some on their forehead and said, “it doesn’t run into my eyes”. Anyways, just a thought I had after all the “sunscreen chemical burning children” talk last year: I’d like to know if it is approved, not just that it has been tested.

I mean, my kids sunburn at the drop of a hat, so it’s not like we have much choice either way.

Also, I’m aware the expression is “mumbo jumbo” but I like marketing mambo better.