The proper way to make a sandwich

That’s right, here at Gogomachrocketsheep, we bring you the hottest takes on today’s most controversial issues. They say, “write what you know,” and today I know that I went a little heavier on the jam and the bottom piece of bread felt like it had been spritzed with a water bottle. I am opposed to adding butter or margarine (because I don’t really like the taste intermingling with that of jam) but I am also opposed to eating a sponge. It’s not quite Sophie’s Choice, but it’s a struggle I’m sure people have opinions on. So, thoughts? 😉