The king of one liners

I would never subject you, my cherished readers, to that sort of a thing. *cough*

I’d like to be the kind of person where, if there’s ever a microphone and an audience and for some reason there needs to be like 20 minutes filled, I’d have like a ton of original one liners queued up and ready to go. Unfortunately, they’d be of the caliber represented in this comic strip. For all I know, somebody else has already written those jokes. Anyways! Have a great Thursday everyone, and thanks for reading!