This ain’t bargain bin

Many artists I know can’t draw in sketchbooks, but they can fill up a Hilroy in no time flat. Hilroy, for people not from Canada, is a brand of cheap paper products beloved by all, loose leaf, lined, all that Jazz. Anyways!

drip coffee isn’t really that smart of a choice when you consider it costs pennies to make it at home and they charge a couple bucks for a cup. The markup on drip coffee is probably higher than the markup on a latte, come to think of it.

here are quintessential Canadian novels I would write:

  1. The Avro arrow goes to mars (I mean, probably)
  2. Tim Hortons- the downfall of a nation
  3. canadian tire- is everything always on sale?