Categories
Uncategorized

An open door

It’s actually crazy. We talk ourselves out of so many opportunities simply because we’re afraid to take the smallest step to see if it is a possibility or not. What a waste! If the door is locked, you move on… but you should probably check before you walk away! Life advice, boom! Big thanks to my bro for the perfect punchline.

Categories
Uncategorized

On leash?

Honestly, nothing drives me crazier then people who won’t keep their dog on leash when they are supposed to. Your big dog might be friendly, but my tiny dog definitely isn’t, and when my tiny dog starts biting your dog because it’s as dumb as a post, and then your dog absolutely destroys my tiny dog, who’s fault will that be? I mean, my dog is on leash, like the sign says! Right? Man.

Categories
Uncategorized

So spikey

Who doesn’t like a good pineapple? I mean, it’s no watermelon.

all these life hack videos that show how you are supposed to eat pineapple are full of crap.