To be fair, In this comic I’m referring to how I haven’t had a very particular, Very bad for you, 90% salt 90% sugar 90% deep fried 90% i’m sure Chinese people don’t really eat it type of “Chinese food” in forever. I’ve been watching a lot of Seinfeld and they eat that sort of food in every episode, and it’s given me a crazy craving! To be fair, I’ve had plenty of delicious Chinese cuisine, but I do see a distinction between an amazing bowl of Dan-Dan and a heavily battered and deep fried chicken breast cut up, sprinkled with almonds, and smothered in that neon red sugar sauce.