Me and Diana went “antiquing” the other day… but i tell yah, what passes as antiques… it was more like walking into an episode of hoarders… except everything was nicely organized.  “In this pile, we have a bunch of swiffer sweepers!  Who wants to bid?  Circa 1999, these swiffers are truly any collector’s dream.”



Prof’s gotta eat

For all my friends currently undertaking academic pursuits:  you know i loved college.  I’m not bein’ a hater.

And remember:  If you are going to college to buy time before life starts for real, what you are ACTUALLY doing is giving your profs money for food!  and that is a nobel endeavor.

A summer tragedy

When this happens to a little kid, it is sad.  When it happens to a grown adult, it is sad on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LEVEL.  Adults should have learned the way to safely eat icecream… and yet…

If you’ve been keeping track, and I know I have been, you will see that this is my 150th comic!  Woot.  If you are new to the comics, you might say, “But there are only five in your archives”. has the first 145 of em.  That is all!


when I was little, I would see a sign with “Ltd.” on it, for like some company.  For example, waterstone holdings ltd.  I never knew what it meant, but to this day, I pronounce it “luh teh did”.  Today, I learned both what a holdings company is, and what Ltd. means.  it’s been a big day, I think I can turn in now.