But for real, it’s the worst. None of the flavours individually actually taste like any of them would taste on their own. Plus, strawberry and vanilla make sense together. Vanilla and chocolate? Totally. That’s a frosty. But something unnatural happens when you put all three flavours together. It’s like, they make each other worse. It’s actually quite a feat, to wreck ice cream. Luckily the kids have horrible taste so it won’t go to waste.
I love Soda water. Club soda. Sparkling water. Whatever it’s called! And I always feel smug when I’m drinking it, knowing that I get all the bite of an ice cold coke with none of the “needing to walk for half an hour to net zero calories”. …but eating half a bag of mini-eggs ain’t doing me any favours, especially being in social isolation, being mostly stuck at home!
Girl guide cookies, Krispie Kreme doughnuts, bottle drives (which means you gotta drink coke), chocolate sales… MAN ALIVE! Is there a way to raise funds that doesn’t involve sugar? LET’S START A REVOLUTION!
I’m proposing that people sell CARROTS to raise funds, and people’s vision stats!
Have a great weekend everyone! The girl in this comic is the grown-up version of my daughter! yay!
This is comic is 100% autobiographical. Not all of them are… but this one is, almost completely unchanged, ripped from the headlines of my actual life. HEADLINES.
I hope everyone’s tuesday is going well! I’m very excited, the “slow day” prototype book got delivered on monday, and I’ve got some stuff I gotta fix on it, but I thought i’d take the opportunity to remind you: If you feel like reading the entire “slow day” story for free in glorious web resolution, you can! The “slow day” tab at the top of the page is there for your reading enjoyment. Gotta say, I like it much better as a book-in-hand. There’s just something about a book! I’m sad that print media is dying… I’m super excited to release it in book form with ‘yall! remember- every dollar spent in the store goes directly towards satisfying my ego, and the cost of owning photoshop.
Have a good day everyone! For realzies!