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The king of one liners

I would never subject you, my cherished readers, to that sort of a thing. *cough*

I’d like to be the kind of person where, if there’s ever a microphone and an audience and for some reason there needs to be like 20 minutes filled, I’d have like a ton of original one liners queued up and ready to go. Unfortunately, they’d be of the caliber represented in this comic strip. For all I know, somebody else has already written those jokes. Anyways! Have a great Thursday everyone, and thanks for reading!

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Orange!

There are many things I would like to get better at. Tennis, cooking, cycling, basic human interaction, music, being a handyman, drawing hands, the list goes on and on! But life is short, so it’s important to prioritize and invest time where it’ll have the most positive impact, right? And so, this comic.

It’s good to have honest friends.

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…er salad.

2014-3-24Diana, my wife, is the BEST!  every once in a while, i get these crazy food-diet-ideas into my head, and she goes along with them.  For example:
1)  I’ve recently decided that I need to eat salad as a meal at least once a day.  Diana has made AMAZING DELICIOUS and HEALTHY salads!  Not like the one I have pictured here today… left to my own devices, though…..  I should say: the cheese-burger salad is not my exclusive idea.  I know, I know, it’s genius… but I cannot claim the credit!  I was telling a buddy of mine about the salad diet scheme, and he was telling me that a salad diet is an easy diet because you can put anything on a salad and technically, it’s still a salad…  steak salad, cheese-cake salad, spaghetti and meatballs salad… and I realized it was true.
2)  Once in a while, I’ll decide that Cocacola is the devil, and she’ll go along with my week-or-two sugar fast!  and she LOVES coke!
3)  When I inevitably decide that my diet ideas were stupid, she’s right there with a delicious meal idea to heal my bruised ego!
4)  …Sometimes, Diana makes delicious pasta salad… and I put it on a plate, put a lot of cheese on it, and melt it in the microwave, and then I have delicious cheesy pasta!  The side-dish becomes an ENTRÉE!  …though I don’t think she especially likes when I do that.

ANYWAY!  Have a great week everyone!