Truth is stranger than fiction

I got my hair cut this week, and I gotta say, it was a new experience! I’ve had hair cut people stabilize their hand or the buzzer or their scissor by anchoring one finger, say, on my temple, or even on my cheek or my forehead, but never IN MY HEAR HOLE not once but AT LEAST FOUR TIMES it was gross and also I don’t like my haircut. But seriously, who sticks their finger in someone’s ear? Let alone the ear hole?