“Love is blind” *wretches*

This show is hot garbage. I’ve got some notes that could spice it up a bit.

  1. They aren’t allowed to leave the show until they’ve picked a spouse (If they try to leave, they’re fugitives with a death sentence)
  2. it’s a mad rush to get the good spouses, So they would need to throw some obviously ugly personalities in there (who would have ugly faces too)
  3. also, they’re not allowed to get divorced (nick lachey would kill them at some point in the future)
  4. also, the contestants are selected randomly from a cross-section of the general public
  5. also, one person would be a death row inmate fighting for their freedom (which one is it? what did they do? Sub-plot!)

for real though, it’s a train wreck. Nick lachey is in it for a total of three minutes. It’s so contrived, it has no soul.


Technically correct

Whereas I typically make comics with easily identifiable characters, the names and faces in this comic have been altered and obscured to protect the identities of the parties involved. I will tell you this: it was a real conversation, a real comment, and I literally said right after, “oh man I’m totally making that into a comic!”

Kids, am I right?


A gamer’s kryptonite

2014-9-8Coffee-dog just wants some lovin’.

So, switching phones has had some unforeseen consequences.

1)  I no longer know how to draw my phone in the comic… iphones are easy to draw identifiably, android phones are not.
2)  my screen is actually big enough for me to want to use it for games.  …where has all my free time gone?
3)  I’m repairing my damaged reputation of “Rob never responds to anything”, because my phone is loud enough for me to hear the ringer!

Everyone, have a great week!  Try and pay attention to your dog, if you have one.  If you don’t, you probably have really high scores on all your favourite videogames!  good job.