I’m not going to name names, but I mean, come on Chilliwack greasy spoons, the tip starts at 18% and I didn’t get a coffee refill once in an hour?
My TOP 15 list of incredibly practical pro-tips that will destroy any apple-chic sensibilities!
1) Carabiner key-chain, attached to your belt-loop
2) A phone case that attaches to your belt loop (actually, anything to do with belts and belt-loop accessories are a good idea)
3) ACTUALLY FILLING your cargo shorts’ pockets with cargo
4) Wearing a hat and taking the stickers off of it
5) Socks and sandals. Because, comfort.
6) IF you have a smart TV, you don’t need an apple TV
7) iTunes isn’t the only online music obtaining option
8) If you don’t wanna carry a wallet, put your dolla billz in your SOCK
9) Rubber boots are TOTALLY fine to wear on a date if it’s raining (if you don’t have rubber boots, just get a bag and an elastic band, and put the bag over your shoes and elastic-band em to seal it to your ankle.)
10) Wearing a hat and curving the brim gives better sun-protection
11) Cardigans are dumb, wear a sweatshirt for optimum warmth
12) Wear those sunglasses that go over your existing sunglasses that cataracts patients have to wear
13) TOMS shoes fall apart at an ALARMING rate. Just sayin’.
14) Fanny packs are actually super practical, tourists have no problem with them
15) U2 isn’t the first band to give their music away for free, you can actually find a LOT of awesome music for free (legally) with a simple google search.
Well, the iphone 6 is chocked full of new features my android phone apparently already has (although i didn’t know it). IF there is one thing apple is good at doing, it’s taking existing ideas and making them seem earth-shattering and exclusive.
EDIT- oh, i’m still gonna get that free U2 album. Free music!~ yay! (although, I use ad-supported Rdio, so… more free music!)