I have to admit, i’ve never looked at a bird and thought, “that looks like a relaxing lifestyle”.  I have looked at a sloth and thought “yeah, alright.”  but a bird?  I dunno.  I guess you could fly, but i mean, you really couldn’t… swim deep in the water.  unless you’re a penguin, but i mean, if you’re gonna be a penguin, you might as well be a fish or something.  Anyways…