Alright! So sometimes metaphors and analogies and quips of wisdom aren’t actually all that helpful. It’s true that you squeeze a grape to make juice/wine, and pressure makes diamonds! But if you squeeze a person, you just get a squished person. And pressure isn’t always producing diamonds, sometimes it just makes dust. Anyways, I know it’s a grumpy thing to just make fun of motivational sayings- but I operate on a rule that if I get an idea that makes me laugh, I make it into a comic.
Footballs bounce funny