Planes are like busses, except they’re in the sky… You go to a greyhound station, they’re like, “get on the bus.”  you go to a plane station, more commonly known as an airport, and they’re like, “turn your head and cough”.  I ALWAYS get swabbed or the ol’ pat-down at airports…  They’re always “it’s a random check” and it’s like, if it always happens, is it always random?  i used to think it was because I had long hair, but now my hair is better trimmed, and i’m married, so…