We’ve all had that friend… or actually, maybe we haven’t.  But i’ve had, and have, that friend, who always tries to get me to do the wrong thing, just to see what might happen, for his own entertainment purposes.  It’s just kind of the accepted dynamic of our friendship.
“But Rob!  With friends like that, who needs enemies?”
to which i would say “And so can you!” because apparently i’m stephen colbert.
Ah, subtle mischief.
…incase you are concerned, arson is slightly more then mischief in my frame of reference… you don’t need to be worried, i’m not planning, nor condoning, arson.  It’s a comic!  THE GHOST MADE ME DO IT