I am slowly going crazy, 1-2-3-4-5-6-switch

2013-3-13It’s just that, ever since we moved into our new place, all of the outlets are in odd places, and all of the light switches are even more oddly placed.  When I plug things in, i’ve realized I don’t actually look at what i’m plugging it into, which leads to this situation.  Then, when I realize that this has occurred yet again, I feel like i’m actually going insane.  That “classic” definition of insanity that every preacher preaches is “when a person does the same thing over and over again and expects different results” (any sermon ever, any time in the last ten years)… I’m going on four times trying to plug an appliance into a light switch… By that definition, I am insane.
Sorry for the end-note, it just felt really wrong to put quotes around something like that without citing my source… Though I suppose it isn’t necessary due to where it is framed in the sentence.  Man alive, I sure am glad I don’t have to write papers anymore.