For real, I slept for 19 hours on Saturday. Diana thinks I get a bad case of the “man cold” (and she’s probably not wrong) but when I get sick, I can’t even stay awake, I just fall asleep. But this morning I woke up (at 4:15) feeling about 50% better, which put me into the realm of “can function on Tylenol.” And so- I offer you this comic apology.