Is there anything worse than a platter full of amazing food, knowing that it taste as good as it looks, while at the same time knowing it consists 100% of all the stuff I’m not really supposed to be eating? Yeesh! And I could make an exception, but where does that end? I tell you where it ends- with a missing charcuterie board and 6 months of healthier eating down the drain. But oh man. One day.

At our young adults group we had a charcuterie board tonight. I’m not ashamed to admit that my mouth literally watered and I almost drooled. Also I got a lump of plastic poo in the gift exchange, so there’s that.