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Straight to the top

There’s a brand of margarine called “I can’t believe it’s not butter.” Somebody thought that up. It’s annoying ad campaign from the 90’s is still in my brain, just vague details- people looking straight into the camera saying, “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” And it’s smart, because the word that sticks in your brain is butter, and they figured out how to get the word “butter” on a product that isn’t actually butter, and I hate it so much because somewhere in the 90’s or 80’s or whenever they made it up, someone was very satisfied that they came up with this idea. Ugh!

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The proper way to make a sandwich

That’s right, here at Gogomachrocketsheep, we bring you the hottest takes on today’s most controversial issues. They say, “write what you know,” and today I know that I went a little heavier on the jam and the bottom piece of bread felt like it had been spritzed with a water bottle. I am opposed to adding butter or margarine (because I don’t really like the taste intermingling with that of jam) but I am also opposed to eating a sponge. It’s not quite Sophie’s Choice, but it’s a struggle I’m sure people have opinions on. So, thoughts? 😉

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culinary freedom

2014-2-3…you could have BEEF FLAVOURED TOAST!  how amazing would that be!?  …why don’t they make flavoured butter?  or do they, and i just don’t know about it?  cinnimon flavoured butter… chicken flavoured butter… it could change EVERYTHING!